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Today, I accidentally emailed the entire company everyone's salary, sales history, and the names of four people I intended to fire. FML

By Whoopsx99 - / Saturday 30 January 2010 19:21 / United States

Today, I was at the mall in a store looking at movie posters. I turned around and suddenly saw a creepy guy smiling at me, holding his arms out wide. I screamed "holy shit!" really loudly, causing everyone to stop and stare at me funny. Then I realized the creepy man was a cardboard cutout. FML

By becca1417 - / Tuesday 1 September 2009 22:21 / United States

Today, I was at home, my mom came and saw me holding what she thought was a glass of beer. She took the glass, threw it and slapped me for drinking it. I was drinking Apple Juice. FML

By kashish0711 - / Sunday 2 August 2009 16:14 / India

Today, while working my job as a cashier, one of the customers that came to the register was a midget. As part of store policy, I had to ID him, and his driver's license said he was from Florida. So I asked, without catching myself, "How's the weather down there?" FML

By Failoffel - / Sunday 10 May 2009 02:05 / United States

Today, my friend and I were seeing a movie. We ended up sitting next to a man who was continually laughing, clapping, and bouncing up and down on his seat. Extremely annoyed, we turned to him and told him to "shut the fuck up". Turns out he had downs syndrome and ran out of the theater crying. FML

By katem - / Thursday 16 April 2009 05:08 / United States