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Hahahabananaha people think im weird. But why be boring? My life is just full of FML, guess that this is where I belong :3 Add me on League of Legends- Star928 Add me on Deviantart- Star928
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Star928's favorite FMLs

Today, I had to make a poster for social studies. I decided to write "Nice ass" in hieroglyphics. Turns out my teacher can read hieroglyphics. FML

By Amber / Tuesday 28 May 2013 23:42 / United States - Oroville

Today, Muse cancelled their upcoming show in Oslo. I bought my sold-out tickets on the black market for double the retail price, and have no way of getting my money back. FML

By faen - / Thursday 29 November 2012 21:12 / Norway - Marifjora

Today, this weird kid in class asked me on a date. He claims to be a werewolf. His excuse for not being able to turn into one? A "rare disease." His excuse for everyone rejecting him? "Friend-zoning bitches." I was the last resort even for a jackoff "nice guy" werewolf. FML

By WHAT A NICE GUY YOU ARE, SIR SHITSPAWN!!!1! - / Friday 9 August 2013 22:13 / United States

Today, I finally hooked up with the guy that I have been in love with forever. If there is such a thing as soul mates, this guy is it. He's my best friend in the whole world. It was the worst sex I have ever had. FML

By Live Sweet / Thursday 25 April 2013 05:33 /

Today, my brother sent me an image by Skype, saying I really had to see it. I figured it was some kind of stupid joke, but I tried to look anyway. It wouldn't open. Turns out he thought he could just rename the ".exe" on a virus to ".jpg" and it would still run. My brother's a cretin. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 19 October 2013 20:55 / United States - Pleasanton