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  • I moderated this!

    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
  • Socialite

    You used FML’s private messaging service for the first time. Will they reply? Wait and see…
  • Mobility

    You are connected to FML via the mobile site or an app. How modern.
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
  • Checking you out

    You checked out the profile page belonging to one of the last people to have a look at your profile.
  • I’m your new creative director

    You had to give your opinion on this new “piece” that the whole world is talking about.
  • Happy ending

    Brandon may have an FML, but he ended up marrying Jessica. You found this out by reading “FML, the follow up.”
  • I never take things to heart

    Having said that, my 3 comments on that FML were really worth it.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

    You commented on an FML between 6 and 7 a.m.
  • This isn't what should be happening

    You've set the cat off again, he's started pushing fruit out of bodies of water. Well done, wrong turn. Go back.
  • Up and coming moderator

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  • 50 favorites

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  • It's in the can!

    Hey, you uploaded your photo, and you’re cute as a kitten!
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • A new thumb

    You’ve used your thumb on 1000 comments.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Perfectionist

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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    18%
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  • One more and it's business time

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • 50 quality comments

    Clicking to reply to a comment is a worthy thing to do. To do so without getting buried afterwards is even worthier.
    20%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    3%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • Judgmental

    You have voted "You deserved it" over 100 times.
    18%
  • The rules are the rules

    Reading the comment rules is a really good idea. This badge is sponsored by Alan, our moderator.
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  • Tweet, tweet

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  • Tell us what happened next

    You've commented on an FML that you sent in
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  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • I liked to the power of 20

    You've liked 20 FMLs, and your Facebook friends are going to like the FMLs you liked.
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  • Picture this FML

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  • Work is a 4-letter word

    Voting on an FML in the "Work" category on a Monday morning between 8 and 9 a.m. How ironic.
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Spazthegreat's favorite FMLs

Today, I got on Facebook and realized the only two friend requests I've had in 2 months are both from my parents. FML

By Noname / Wednesday 11 February 2009 01:22 / United States

Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was with her. No, let me correct myself. Today, my girlfriend updated her Facebook status when I was in her. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 16 August 2009 18:53 / United States

Today, I invited everyone to a gig I'm playing at a bar. They closed it down just for me when I told them how many people were attending, and I spent all day setting it up. Turns out nobody showed up besides my mom, my dad, and 2 of my cousins. I still had to play 7 songs in front of them. FML

By playinmyguitar - / Saturday 15 August 2009 15:02 / United States

Today, my drunk uncle threw my brand new iPhone 3GS into my pool, ruining it completely. When I asked him to pay for the 600 dollar replacement cost, he said he wasn't responsible for his drunken actions. All of my family members are on his side. FML

By Shadyblood - / Saturday 15 August 2009 04:32 / Puerto Rico

Today, I found out my husband had bought my 1-year-old daughter a shirt that says "Birth Control Fail" in pink glittery letters. He even took her out in it while I was at work. FML

By ohgod - / Friday 14 August 2009 16:57 / United States