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Today, I found out that when I masturbate at night while watching internet porn I cast a huge shadow on the curtain and the entire street is able to see it. FML

By Evil_Egbert - / Thursday 12 February 2009 11:54 / Netherlands

Today, I was explaining to my son that porn isn't a realistic depiction of sex. Just as I finished explaining to him that threesomes rarely happen in real life, he started crying. I feel like a dream-crushing monster. FML

By sorry, kiddo - / Sunday 30 June 2013 21:44 / Belgium - Brussels

Today, what started off as an amazing date with my girlfriend ended with me driving her drunk ass home while she sat in the backseat making out with her new boyfriend. FML

By BimmerDriver - / Sunday 30 June 2013 16:34 / United States - New York

Today, my boyfriend and I had a threesome. He suggested we have another guy. It ended up devolving into a twosome, and I wasn't part of it. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 22 June 2013 06:39 / Canada - Airdrie

Today, after dating for almost a year, I decided to introduce my parents to the man I was sure I'd fallen in love with. When dad saw him, his and my boyfriend's face completely dropped. I asked them what was wrong because I could feel the discomfort. Turns out, I'm dating my dad's drug dealer. FML

By explanations - / Friday 14 June 2013 06:48 / United States - Des Plaines