About Ragingwill
Parkour is half my life. Started college at 16 but don't be fooled; I'm a moron. Games and books are the way to my heart, although knives and bullets work too.
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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • I'm an early bird, but no worm yet

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  • I like your style

    You gave a Hug to someone. How cute!
  • The Mixer

    You like to live life randomly, and we salute you.
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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    28%
  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
    4%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    31%
  • One more and it's business time

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    4%
  • Santa Claus

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    33%
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    3%
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

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    0%
  • Judgmental

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    22%
  • 50 favorites

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    52%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
    0%
  • 50 quality comments

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    22%
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Ragingwill's favorite FMLs

Today, I woke up early to travel to the office headquarters 3.5 hours away for important meetings. After waking up at 5.30am, picking up all my colleagues and driving 40 min out of town, I realised I was wearing my woolen house slippers. They were the only pair of shoes I'd brought on the trip. FML

By vanity113 / Thursday 13 June 2013 04:04 / New Zealand - Auckland

Today, I had to go buy diaper rash cream. For myself. FML

By ChangMu / Wednesday 1 May 2013 06:40 / United States - Des Moines

Today, my car keys decided to play hide and seek. Good news: I found them under my bed. Bad news: it was after my job interview was scheduled to start. FML

By Can't Win / Sunday 9 September 2012 15:01 / United States - Palatine

Today, after moving in with a couple of vegan zoologists a few weeks ago, I discover that they don't believe that we have the right to kill cockroaches, and will not allow me to do so. The house is infested, and it's spread to my bedroom. FML

By Stevski - / Tuesday 11 September 2012 15:08 / Australia - Port Macquarie

Today, I was sitting at a bus stop reading a book when out of the corner of my eye I spotted a middle-aged lady in a leopard-skin coat stumble up to me. She stopped, belched twice, and unleashed a torrent of red wine colored vomit onto my bag. It was 8:45 am. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 11 September 2012 13:32 / United States - Santa Ana