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Today, I finally had the best sex I've ever had with this really hot guy I've been hanging out with lately. I thought everything was all well and good until he turned to me and said, "You know, your orgasm face kinda reminds me of Steve Martin, but in a good way." FML

By LadySteveMartin - / Tuesday 2 April 2013 00:18 / United States - Woonsocket

Today, I met a great guy at the bar, and we went back to my place. He left before I woke up, leaving a badly-scrawled note saying, "Gone to work, call me!" I couldn't make out the number. FML

By whereismyprince? / Wednesday 18 December 2013 17:01 / Canada - Sherwood Park

Today, everything that was beautiful and pure in my life turned into a terrible, warped version of what it once was. Today, I lost all hope and no longer believe that life, although sometimes shitty, is sweet and worth living. Today, I met my mother-in-law. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 7 November 2013 22:21 / United Kingdom - Derry

Today, I got dumped because a guy sat next to me at a party and I didn't get up to change seats. Apparently, it means I subconsciously like the guy who sat down. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 14 October 2013 00:33 / United States - North Little Rock

Today, some ass-bandit broke into my house by smashing a window, just so he could steal the ancient VHS cassette player that my wife wouldn't let me throw away. Thanks, scumbag, but the front door was unlocked. FML

By and she blames me -_- - / Sunday 13 October 2013 21:50 / Canada - Calgary