About Noonelovesyou
Just because someone's opinion is different doesn't necessarily mean it's wrong... but usually it is, let's be honest. Take your political and religious views and shove them up your ass. Sorry if it's full from your ego already, time to make room. You can pick on a person for anything except that which they cannot control. That means when you begin to spew retarded bullshit, don't whine when people call you out for it. If you have your head royally shoved up your ass, I hope you get explosive diarrhea. It might teach you a lesson. Or not, knowing you.
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