About Lick_yer_face
University student. Hopefully I'll never have to post my own FML, although with me it's only a matter of time until I inevitably do something stupid. The comments on the FMLs are pretty awful, so I hope my replies are helping the inject some sort of quality, or at least lack of immaturity. Also: I want to lick your face. I'm afraid it can't be helped.
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Lick_yer_face's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to the movies with some girlfriends. The guy behind us was making these pervy, heavy breathing noises, so we threw some popcorn at him. When the movie finished, we saw him in a wheelchair - with a breathing tube sticking out of his neck. FML

By sheyo - / Thursday 5 March 2009 01:13 / Canada

Today, my brother joked that our dog was more attractive than I was. I looked to my mom for support, and she said "Well, she is pure bred." FML

By Noname - / Wednesday 18 February 2009 02:52 / United States

Today, I texted my boyfriend saying "Hi." His response: "I got your best friend pregnant". FML

By bittersweet / Sunday 8 February 2009 03:08 / United States