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Today, I proposed to my girlfriend with the cliché of the diamond ring in a champagne glass. Apparently there was an off-duty police officer across the room watching me slip the ring into the glass. He thought I was slipping in a date-rape drug and tackled me down before I could propose. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 27 September 2009 02:18 / United States

Today, it was my mother's birthday. My 5 year old brother and 85 year old grandma decided to decorate the house with balloons and a blow up "people" they found in my room. FML

By Needasafe1234 - / Friday 25 September 2009 15:24 / United States

Today, I took this girl out that I've been crushing on for 2 years to a fancy restaurant. At one point during the date, I had to get up to take a massive dump. As I was walking back to the table, a little boy stood up and shouted, "THAT'S THE POOPOO MAN" in front of the whole restaurant. FML

By taman - / Saturday 12 September 2009 04:12 / United States

Today, I was in a department store with my three year old daughter to buy some new jeans. I took her into the dressing room with me and as I began to take off my pants she yells, "Mommy, you can't go peepee in here!!" I am no longer welcome in that particular store. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 20 September 2009 05:01 / United States

Today, I realised that the man who I wanted to be with, the man who wanted to be with me, and my husband were three different people. FML

By sunburychick - / Sunday 13 September 2009 09:27 / Australia