About Kk_waylen24
Soccer used to be my life until some asshole ruined it. Broken. Nobody really cares. I just want to be happy, even if it's just for a few hours. Kik me: Kk_Waylen24
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Today, my friends and I went out for drinks. I'm the only one who's actually 21 or over, and they have fake IDs. Not only was I the only one to be carded, the bartender thought that my actual ID was fake. I got kicked out while my friends kept drinking. FML

By whyme / Friday 31 May 2013 18:47 / United States - Crescent

Today, my nose started running while in bed with my boyfriend. I kept trying to wipe it off with my arm to avoid ruining the moment. My boyfriend then looks up at me in horror. Turns out it wasn't mucus; it was blood. And it was all over his neck, his shirt, and his silk sheets. FML

By Sirah90 - / Tuesday 7 May 2013 07:29 / United States

Today, as a prank I shook my girlfriend's can of soda. I hadn't noticed that it was already open. FML

By Simon / Tuesday 30 December 2009 11:14 / France

Today, I started doing it again. I'd given up for years, but when I saw the pack I just couldn't help myself. One taste was enough to make me finish off the whole pack. Nobody knows that I've fallen off the wagon and I'm so ashamed of myself. Today, I began eating my cat's biscuits again. FML

By Aliiiice - / Tuesday 16 July 2013 13:18 / France - Offranville

Today, I was going to fight the guy who my girlfriend left me for. While waiting at the park, he sent me a video of the two of them having sex on my bed. FML

By SimG - / Sunday 7 July 2013 12:35 / Canada - Cambridge