About Kingbreezy04
1 Corinthians 16:13- Be watchful, stand firm in the faith, act like men, be strong. I love basketball, LeBron James is my favorite player of all time, so is Magic Johnson. I also love the new guys like Kyrie Irving, Rajon Rondo,Kevin Love, and Brandon Jennings. I also love some of the older players like Jerry West, Oscar Robertson, and Pete Maravich. One more thing if you don't like Batman, fuck you.
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Kingbreezy04's favorite FMLs

Today, I was performing the classic 69 position with my girlfriend. I wasn't able to control it : I farted right into her nose. FML

By USSEYL / Wednesday 26 November 2008 04:43 / United Kingdom

Today, while driving extremely fast on a road in the middle of nowhere, I started to go down a hill. Noticing a police car at the bottom, I slammed my brakes and blew a tire in the process. It turns out the police car was an old cutout used to trick people. FML

By Fox / Monday 25 February 2013 03:41 / United States

Today, I felt like letting my ex know just how I felt about all the bullshit he put me through. I dug up his number, typed a long paragraph with lots of pain and emotion, and sent it. The reply: "No wonder he broke up with you." Thanks, whoever has that number now. FML

By Anonymous / Monday 18 February 2013 21:30 / United States - Los Angeles

Today, while at church, I received a text from my girlfriend, saying, "It's not working. We're over." Not only was my phone not on silent mode, I was sitting directly beside my now ex-girlfriend. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 17 February 2013 22:44 / Hungary - Szeged

Today, after a shower, my dad jokingly asked if I was jacking off in the shower because I was taking a long time. Before I could respond, my mom chimed in with, "No, he does it before he showers, haven't you noticed how he locks himself in his room?" She was right on the money. FML

By Lockedinroom - / Tuesday 5 February 2013 16:18 / United States