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Jwreaume's favorite FMLs

Today, I went to see a movie with a seemingly nice guy after a friend set us up. As soon as the movie started, he unzipped his pants and told me to "get to it". FML

By strawberry / Tuesday 17 November 2015 17:51 / United States - Colorado Springs

Today, I went to the bowling alley. I have short, stubby fingers, and as I looked for a bowling ball that would fit my hand properly, an old man watched me searching, and approached asking, "Is that how you are with women? Fingering them, tossing them in the gutter, and looking for another?" FML

By weldingmachine217 - / Monday 16 November 2015 21:47 / United States - Blanchard

Today, I was the first guy ever to give my girlfriend an orgasm. I was also the first guy to make her poop at the same time. FML

By WinnerWinnerNotEatingDinner - / Monday 16 November 2015 06:44 / United States - Arlington

Today, my girlfriend broke up with me. She gave me back the brand new box of 12 condoms that I had bought and left at her house. There were 8 left and I wasn't the one who opened them. FML

By knicksfan - / Sunday 5 April 2009 05:04 / United States