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Justice_beaver's favorite FMLs

Today, my art teacher showed off a painting of his name he got in Japan. I can read Japanese, and it actually says "Old idiot". I really don't want to break it to him. FML

By Sam - / Sunday 4 May 2014 06:12 / United States - Eureka

Today, it's been a week since I found an egg in the street that had seemingly fallen out of a nest. I'd bought a cage and an expensive incubator lamp to save it. It's thus been a week that I've been trying to save a mouldy old potato. FML

By mac cayne / Friday 2 May 2014 03:13 / France - Strasbourg

Today, I was eating an apple in class. When I went to take a big bite, my teeth went right through the apple, causing me to scrape the apple right up my face. My nose then started to bleed. I'm now known as the girl who punched herself in the face with an apple. FML

By Nose bleed / Wednesday 16 April 2014 02:48 / Canada - North Vancouver

Today, my parents and I attended the funeral of my husband's mother. It was open-casket, and my parents went to take a look. My mum muttered, "With a dress that tacky, no wonder she died", and my dad chuckled. A fight quickly erupted, and the police were called. FML

By disgusted - / Saturday 29 March 2014 21:31 / United Kingdom

Today, on my way to Burger King I got into a heated discussion with my wife about our cats. We have 15 rescues, and I've reached my limit. Guess what came running up to my car while waiting in the drive-through. We named him Pickles. FML

By cat whisperer / Thursday 20 March 2014 04:31 / United States