Immortal_Toaster

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Immortal_toaster's favorite FMLs

Today, I found out that my sister who is 16 years older than me is actually my biological mother. She and my parents decided it was best that I didn't know who my real mother was, and to be raised by my grandparents as their child. I've always hated my sister. FML

By dinosaurman - / Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:07 / Canada

Today, my friend took me tandem skydiving. When it was time to jump, he began crying, said he'd cut our parachute cords, then said "Goodbye, cruel world!" and pushed me off the plane with him strapped to my back. I pissed myself and cried like a bitch. He thinks his "prank" was hilarious. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 4 December 2015 20:36 / United States - Silver Spring

Today, I was convinced to face my fears of rollercoasters by a friend. I'm writing this at the highest point of the ride after being stuck over thirty minutes. FML

By VHBJ / Monday 14 September 2015 17:54 / United States - Charlotte

Today, I found out that the medicine I've been taking for my headaches is responsible for my headaches getting even worse. FML

By desbuhbear / Thursday 27 August 2015 17:50 / United States - Harrogate

Today, a homeless man asked me for some change. Not having any cash, I gave him a gift card for the restaurant I work at. When I got home I realized I gave him my credit card. FML

By ealovan / Monday 24 August 2015 04:18 / United States - Des Moines