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Today, I finally stood up to a bully who had been messing with me for over a year. His response? He picked up the chair I was sitting in and threw me across the room. FML

By Noname - / Thursday 5 February 2009 23:15 / United States

Today, I got sent home early because a large fire broke out at work. I was greeted by the sight of my cocktard of a "boyfriend" making out on my sofa with another woman. He actually had the audacity and brass balls to claim he thought she was me. FML

By why yes, I do mean "ex-boyfriend" - / Saturday 17 August 2013 22:40 / Netherlands - Oosterwolde

Today, my 17-year-old son came home with a black eye saying he ran into a pole at school. I asked the principal if we could see the tapes. He actually did run straight into a pole. And not just once, twice. FML

By ggabrams / Saturday 17 August 2013 12:55 / United States - Ewa Beach

Today, I submitted my big assignment to my teacher at 1:55pm. The deadline was 2pm. She rejected it, because her watch read a few minutes after 2pm, and she maintains that the time on her watch is the "real" time. FML

By WatchOut / Friday 16 August 2013 16:04 / Singapore - Singapore

Today, a child was choking in the store I work at. He was alone in the aisle, so I started the Heimlich without his parents' permission. After dislodging what was caught, his mother turned the corner and went screaming to my manager for touching her kid. I got a write up. FML

By justwantingtohelp / Friday 16 August 2013 05:02 / United States - Highland