About Epicsquishii
Hello. My first name starts with an E. I'm 21 years old. I have two pets, one English Bulldog puppy, and one adorable black cat who is super huge but only 3 years old. I sell cosmetics as a part time job and am in school full-time to become a child psychologist. The Room is the funniest movie I've ever seen. My favorite meal is steak and baked potatoes. I like to have funny conversations, and I say offensive things really often to try and figure out how likely the other person is to be a good friend. If they get offended, I don't need or want them in my social circle. If they laugh and come up with something equally crazy, they're a potential bestie.
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Epicsquishii's favorite FMLs

Today, I sent a text message to my boyfriend, saying "Come over in an hour, I love you." An hour later, the doorbell rang. It was my ex, looking happy and still as taken with me as before, with a bunch of roses. I'd got the wrong number. My ex and my boyfriend have the same name. FML

By eleonor / Tuesday 2 December 2008 04:57 / France

Today, I saw a cute guy and decided to say hi. As I started to think about things to talk about, one story in particular about a drummer who looked like Jesus stuck out in my mind. I was so nervous that instead of saying hi, I blurted out, "Some people look like Jesus!" and took off. FML

By wondercat40 / Thursday 24 April 2014 21:19 / United States - Indianapolis

Today, I'm eight months pregnant with my second child. My 18-month-old son loves to watch my belly move when his baby brother moves. And then loves to smack my belly. It's going to be a long eighteen years. FML

By clrichmond2009 - / Wednesday 19 February 2014 18:48 / United States - Christiansburg

Today, my 2-year-old son put his hand on my face, gave me a sweet kiss, and put his cheek against mine. Then he slapped me hard enough to leave a mark, laughed, and scrambled away. FML

By MommyProblems - / Sunday 19 January 2014 05:17 / United States

Today, I got two pieces of mail. One was a fine for not presenting my concession card to ticket inspectors on a train. The other was my concession card. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 8 October 2013 07:09 / China - Shanghai