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Dubcantstep's favorite FMLs

Today, my husband yelled from upstairs, "Babe! BABE, COME QUICK!" Terrified that something might have happened to our newborn daughter, I rushed up, only to find out he just wanted to show me that he'd learned how to spin a top on the tip of his penis without it falling. FML

By -____- - / Saturday 5 October 2013 21:28 / United States - Seattle

Today, I was on the bus, heading to work, when the girl beside me started yelling at me, claiming I was staring down her shirt. I did no such thing, but the driver nonetheless stopped the bus and made me get off, all under the withering glares of the other passengers. FML

By ricky the sage - / Saturday 5 October 2013 00:04 / United Kingdom - Coventry

Today, I learned that an antidepressant that works too well is a stimulant. I've been jittering and twitching like a meth-head, and my co-workers are asking when Jesse will be showing up with my "stuff". FML

By CancerFdMyLife - / Thursday 26 September 2013 13:50 / United States - Washington

Today, my one-night stand decided he wanted to meet my parents. FML

By so_screwed / Wednesday 25 September 2013 06:59 / United States - Salinas

Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML

By whatdoyoudo - / Monday 16 March 2009 04:39 / United States