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Coltsdoug18's favorite FMLs

Today, my friends learned that if you play "connect the dots" with the pimples on my back the resulting picture is a large penis. FML

By Hoggiebear / Wednesday 5 October 2011 16:08 / United States

Today, I got kicked in the crotch. It popped my cherry. I lost my virginity to a shoe. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 19 September 2011 14:39 / United States

Today, my wife created a "Points Reward" system for the privilege of sex. 10 points for doing the dishes, 20 for the laundry, etc. How many points do I need before I can have sex with her? 2300. FML

By Anonymous - / Tuesday 22 March 2011 14:59 / United States

Today, I was about to propose. I got on my knee in front of my girlfriend and opened the box. My friend thought it would be funny to replace the ring with a condom. FML

By Catholicguy - / Sunday 20 December 2009 08:14 / United States

Today, my girlfriend, who never initiates sex, pulled me into my room and onto my bed with kisses and other seductive behavior. As I'm thinking about how awesome it is that's she's doing this for once, she reaches down, grabs my underwear, and gives me the worst wedgie I've ever received. FML

By robinhoood - / Sunday 12 July 2009 05:38 / United States