About Chagrin
I am anonymous, so I can say all the shit I can't say on Facebook. This isn't even my real Internet handle. I am 22 years old, a female, and probably not the person you think I am. Let's kvetch together.
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Chagrin's FML badges
  • Consolation prize

    Your FML was denied. We had to at least give you a badge to cheer you up a bit.
  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Chagrin's favorite FMLs
By Aprilfools - / Sunday 12 April 2009 10:47 / United States
By DarkPhoenix / Thursday 4 December 2008 11:16 / France
By JimmyJazzNJ - / Sunday 12 April 2009 02:51 / United States

Today, I was going to have sex with my Hispanic boyfriend. I wanted to turn him on, so I asked my friend how to say "fuck me" in Spanish. She claimed it was 'pollo frito'. I then had sex, constantly screaming 'pollo frito' for an hour. I later realized I was screaming "fried chicken." FML

By FML.. - / Monday 6 April 2009 19:51 / China
By creepermagnet - / Monday 6 April 2009 19:39 / United States