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Today, I realised that my glade plug-in air freshner lasts longer than any of my relationships have. FML

By heartless - / Friday 15 May 2009 06:14 / Canada

Today, while running on the treadmill at the gym, the girl next to me slipped and went flying back against the wall. Indecisive whether to get off and help her or to just keep going, I lost my focus and footing and flew back next to her. FML

By NoPainNoGain - / Friday 5 June 2009 05:03 / United States

Today, my friend had to take my cat who has a tumor to be put down when I wasn't home since I couldn't bear to take him myself. I have two cats. He took the wrong one. FML

By catlady1989 - / Sunday 10 May 2009 19:01 / United States

Today, my best friend got a new boyfriend. She asked him what he wanted for his upcoming birthday, and he said he just wanted to hang out with her and watch a movie or two. I thought it was sweet, so I asked my boyfriend what he would like for his upcoming birthday. He said a blow job. FML

By badboyfriends - / Friday 15 May 2009 05:44 / United States

Today, one of my three-year-old twin daughters asked, "Dad, can we get a cat?" I replied in a gentle dad voice, "No, honey, dad is allergic to cats. That means they make him sneeze and sniffle. So we can't get a cat. Sorry." After a slight pause, the other asked, "When you die can we get a cat?" FML

By TwinDad - / Thursday 14 May 2009 15:24 / United States