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Bordo1203's favorite FMLs

Today, me and my sister hear a buzzing noise in our parent's bedroom. We go to investigate. It's coming from a drawer. We open it up. Battery operated dildo. FML

By / Thursday 1 January 2009 17:54 / France

Today, my 17-year-old son hacked off the legs of his bed with a saw. His explanation? "The bed looks cooler closer to the floor." FML

By Anonyme / Friday 6 September 2013 11:56 / France - Caen

Today, a shopper asked me where my nipples were. Seeing as I work in Babies'R'Us, this is a common question. I brought her over to the nursing equipment aisle where she then grabbed my nipples, gave them a twist, and walked away. I need a new job. FML

By NotGabe / Sunday 1 September 2013 14:25 / United States - Houston

Today, I got a call from my son's school saying to pick him up because he'd shat his pants. He's in high school. FML

By Mike / Tuesday 16 October 2012 08:07 / United States

Today, I was walking to school with my earphones in, when someone tapped me on the shoulder. I was shocked, and whirled around to hit him in the crotch. I soon realized he was just trying to return the commuter pass I'd dropped at the station. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 15 September 2012 18:34 / United States - Metairie