About Bluekaren16
I have phases where I come back to this site. Hopefully it hasn't changed much.
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    In "Moderate the FMLs", you voted Yes on a story that was subsequently published. Well done!
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  • FAAAAAACEBOOK

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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
  • The return of the thumb

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  • Night owl

    You commented on an FML between 1 and 3 a.m.
  • Up and coming moderator

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  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

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  • It's in the can!

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  • Judgmental

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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  • I agree, my mouse works.

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  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

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    24%
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  • One more and it's business time

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  • YDI Master

    You made your 500th "You deserved it" vote.
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  • Tweet, tweet

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  • 50 favorites

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    76%
  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • Tell us what happened next

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  • My diary is a collector's item

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  • What'ch'all looking at?

    You have put three pictures on your profile, but not necessarily pictures of your profile.
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Bluekaren16's favorite FMLs

Today, at the dentist, I was getting my teeth cleaned. Looking up at his nose, I saw runny snot dripping onto his lip. I tried to slowly move away. He told me "Stop!" The movement of his lips caused the snot to fall right into my mouth. FML

By Noname / Thursday 5 March 2009 19:44 / Canada

Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex, when we heard a screech. My two cats were having it harder than us. FML

By Mia - / Wednesday 20 August 2014 06:07 / United States - Astoria

Today, I learned that when someone is choking you don't do the "hymen maneuver", you do the "heimlich maneuver". I was corrected by my girlfriend's parents. FML

By FANZZY / Monday 18 August 2014 16:29 / United States - Brooklyn

Today, I was at the mall in the food court, when some guy asked for my number. I turned him down, but I was impressed with how ballsy he was. Without thinking, I said, "I like your balls!" Half the place instantly fell silent. FML

By akaka - / Monday 14 July 2014 13:38 / United States - Youngstown

Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML

By >_< - / Friday 30 August 2013 22:56 / United States - Richmond