About Amethyst888
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    61%
  • Who’s the fairest of them all?

    This is now the third time you’ve changed your profile pic.
    33%
  • 50 quality comments

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    92%
  • 100 kick-ass comments

    100 of your comments are neither buried or moderated. Popular is your middle name!
    55%
  • One more and it's business time

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Amethyst888's favorite FMLs

Today, I took my girlfriend out to a restaurant for her birthday. She had to go to the toilet while there, and when she came back, she was crying. When I asked why, she said "I'm on my period!" and sobbed loudly in front of everyone that we couldn't have birthday sex. FML

By Anonymous / Sunday 5 January 2014 01:08 / United States - Chicago

Today, I decided to do a little shopping at Victoria's Secret. The woman at the register smiled and asked, "Got a special someone to impress?" I told her that my boyfriend of three years was in town for New Year's and we haven't seen each other in months. Then I went home to my four cats. FML

By Anonymous / Thursday 2 January 2014 05:14 / United States - Stockbridge

Today, I found out that my dad is actually my uncle, and vice-versa. FML

By confsused / Monday 16 December 2013 17:49 / Canada - Toronto

Today, my wife made me a Sex Rewards Chart, where I get points by doing chores and such, and 50 points gets me some action. She refuses to even look at me if I haven't earned the points, and is contemplating sleeping alone in the guest room until I earn more points. FML

By feiedbutter - / Saturday 7 December 2013 14:55 / Canada - Ottawa

Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try flavored condoms. I guess I enjoyed them a little too much; I almost choked half to death on a strawberry cockcicle. FML

By flavored - / Monday 18 November 2013 15:26 / United States