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Axel2169's favorite FMLs

Today, I interviewed for my dream job. Everything was going great until the interviewer asked, "So, what's your least favorite race?" FML

By job hunter - / Thursday 18 May 2017 12:00 / United States - New York

Today, a little girl came up to me and told me I looked like a foot. Thanks a bunch, darling. FML

By ButImBeautiful - / Saturday 4 February 2017 02:00 / United Kingdom - Cheltenham

Today, I told the cute girl in my office that she looked like she listened to country music, as an icebreaker. She blankly stared at me for what felt like forever, and responded with, "That's the worst thing you could say to a person," and walked away. She hasn't talked to me since. FML

By Crushgonewrong - / Wednesday 22 June 2016 21:42 / United States - Compton

Today, I was using the urinal at work when an old guy started using the one next to mine. All of a sudden, he used that Ghostbusters' line, "Cross the streams!", and tried to pee into my urinal. I had to wait 4 hours in pee-drenched shoes until my shift was over. FML

By NotASquirrel - / Saturday 12 March 2016 05:29 / United States - Bronx

Today, I thought it'd be funny to sneak up behind my dad and yell "BOO!" to scare him. He didn't even flinch. All he did was calmly look over his shoulder and sigh, "Oh for fuck's sake. And you wonder why I don't love you." FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 26 December 2015 08:29 / Australia - Perth