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  • Keen reader – Level: godlike ninja

    You have voted for 100% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
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  • Keen reader – Level: master ninja

    You have voted for 50% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    1%
  • Keen reader – Level: student ninja

    You have voted for 15% of the entire collection of FMLs to date.
    2%
  • The return of the thumb

    You have thumbed 5000 comments.
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  • The thumb strikes back

    You have left your thumbprint on 2500 comments.
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  • A new thumb

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    4%
  • I agree, my mouse works.

    200 "I agree" votes is a good start.
    62%
  • 50 favorites

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    74%
  • One more and it's business time

    You've received 68 Hugs on your profile. Kinky.
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Adepressedwhale's favorite FMLs

Today, the rollercoaster I was on stuck upside down for a few minutes. I shat myself in terror. Then, gravity took effect. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 27 January 2013 11:10 / United States - Grand Junction

Today, while moving into my new place, I saw my new, elderly neighbor sitting on her porch. I cheerfully greeted her with, "Hello, how are you?" She simply rocked slowly in her chair and replied, "Just waiting to die." She was the most cheerful person I met all day. FML

By Kallian / Wednesday 16 January 2013 23:22 / United States

Today, after sharing my first night in bed with my boyfriend, I woke up early, and decided to rouse him with some surprise oral. It didn't go so well; he woke up screaming and gasped, "OH MY GOD! I thought you were my cat!" before telling me to continue. FML

By anonymaiacciu - / Saturday 22 December 2012 01:16 / France

Today, I asked my mom what her biggest craving was when she was pregnant with me. Her answer: an abortion. FML

By kk / Wednesday 9 January 2013 16:07 / United States

Today, as her parents were supposed to be out of town, I stayed over with my girlfriend, and we ended up in bed together. Later on, while poking through the fridge, I heard footsteps, so I said, "Didn't think you'd be walking after that." I closed the fridge and saw her dad. FML

By Anonymous - / Monday 24 December 2012 18:02 / United Kingdom - Saint Neots