MajorLoser01

No. Just… No.

Today, I had sex. The guy texted me an hour later, saying, "That was awkward. Let's not do that again." FML

Cheapskate

Today, my boyfriend admitted to me that the reason he won't have sex with me is because "Condoms are too expensive." FML

Today, I lost my virginity. In the middle of it, he just gave up and said he wasn't in the mood anymore. Then I had to listen about his past failed relationships for over an hour. FML