Anonles

Miss Jacksonville , US 28 years-old In a relationship

I'll Make You FartCum 2 January 2015, 21:53 San Francisco, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Great handle!

Today, I was having sex with my girlfriend for the first time in over a month. When I came, I thrust one last time and let out a huge fart. She couldn't keep her mouth shut about it, and now all our friends keep calling me "CumFart". FML

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xoragebaby 24 January 2015, 01:29 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I realized my job working with food is getting to me. While having sex with my boyfriend, I fell asleep. He asked me what I was doing, and apparently I sleep-talked, saying "I'm chopping lettuce". FML

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