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By Ow - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Golden Valley
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By Ow - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Golden Valley
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He got stuck in one of those oddly shaped bathroom trashcans. And it was his tail end that got stuck, so he was sticking out of the trashcan like a jack-in-the-box. Because the can was oddly shaped it was hard to figure out how to get the cat free and make it as humane as possible. Also, the cat kept trying to roll around in the trash can because he thought it would help. My cat isn't the brightest crayon in the package but he is pretty funny.