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oink oink... 12 October 2013, 13:19 Mason, United States

Today, I am 20 weeks pregnant. My fiancé has decided my new nickname will be "Oink Oink". FML

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Charlie529 This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff New Germany, South Africa

Musical interlude

Today, I had satanic gastric distress. Attempting to make light of this fact, and, being incredibly bored and seemingly alone at work, I managed to fart the intro to "Smoke on the Water" perfectly. Somebody clapped. FML

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