karly55

Miss a place, in a country 35 years-old Single

Anonymous 21 January 2010, 02:18 United States

Today, I forgot to take a certain medication that helps turn my lead logs into flaky floaters. So what happens? I'm in the restroom for 30 minutes, straining to go, and two girls walk in and start imitating me. FML

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kids say the darnedest things 19 July 2014, 02:56 Denver, United States

Today, my 3-year-old daughter asked me to carry her from the car to the house. I asked her for 3 kisses and a hug in return. She said she'd rather walk instead. FML

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Anonymous 9 August 2014, 13:31 Akron, United States

Today, my idiot son tried to get a veteran's discount at American Eagle because he's "a fifth prestige" on Call of Duty. FML

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