Today, I came home from work. I crept up to the bedroom to gently wake up my girlfriend. I touch her shoulder and slowly leant in to give her a tender kiss. She suddenly wakes up and grabs me by the throat... I keep forgetting she's in the army. FML
ketfwl2006
Mrs Orangeburg, United States 34 years-old In a relationship
Cùchulainn
France
Anonymous
Hatfield, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I lost what should've been the easiest bet ever. Now I have to let my girlfriend go at me with a strap-on or forever be known as a sore loser. FML