Today, I flew to see my long distance boyfriend who I haven't seen in 6 months. Upon seeing me, he ran up to me, picked me up and swung me around like they do in the movies. In doing so, my foot hit a 4 year-old child who was running past and knocked him out. FML
jhutchlover2000
Birmingham , U.S.A
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Stan
United States
Today, I was doing my jazz aerobics workout and accidentally kicked my 3 year old daughter in the face. Everyone we know, including my wife, thinks I beat her. FML
anniemeece
Palo Alto, United States
Today, I punched myself in the face while trying to put my bra on. FML