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Miss Paris 33 years-old Single

pompomkiwi 24 December 2013, 06:09 Portland, United States

Today, I found out about my co-workers' new game. Whoever talks to me first loses. FML

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possibly fucked 22 June 2014, 20:34 Lisbon, Portugal 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML

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Anonymous 5 July 2014, 17:53 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Great joke Dad, thanks

Today, my dad interrupted my job interview with a phone call, just to say, "I fucked your mom." No shit, dad. FML

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