FreshhBoyy

Anonymous This FML is from back in 2010 but it's good stuff United States

Pissed

Today, my best friend thought it would look cool if I recorded her swinging while lying under the swing. She ended up kicking me in the face and laughing so hard, she pissed on me. FML

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carless 15 August 2010, 02:25 United States

Today, my car was stolen. From my driveway. By the guy who sold it to me. FML

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jacko 15 August 2010, 09:47 Reserved

Today, my Platoon Sergeant caught me unshaved, so now I have to write a 1000 word essay on "The importance of shaving." FML

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wtf 15 August 2010, 12:52 United States

Today, I found out that my overprotective parents hired a private investigator a month ago, who since then has been watching my perfectly normal boyfriend, in case he "tries to rape or kill" me. We're both 25 years old. FML

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