Today, my 14-year-old step-daughter announced that she is 4 months pregnant. The father is my 15-year-old son. FML
DansTesYeux
Miss Beirut, Lebanon 34 years-old Single
wdunn69733
Macon, United States
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff
Tipton, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Great to know
Today, my mom told me all about how I was conceived in a Disneyland toilet. FML
naesha
Jackson, United States
Today, a lady who works for my husband confided in me that they've been sleeping with each other and now she's pregnant. She didn't know I was his wife. FML
carebear1228
San Francisco, United States
Today, my grandma got a new boyfriend. She dumped the old one because "His wife was taking too long to die." FML