About Ohokaythen
I'm probably nicer than I sound. I hope so, anyway. So, back to the point of this little box here: I'm 16. I'm female, contrary to popular belief. I'm from England. I procrastinate a lot. I'm lonely. I play guitar, piano and recorder, all equally badly. Actually, wait, no, I'm better at guitar and piano than recorder. I have Netflix, and I am proud to say I am an addict. I'm bad at everything but Maths and Physics. And sometimes Chemistry, but not often. I don't like people. At all. Sorry, anyone who considers themselves my friend, but I probably don't like you as much as you think. I have parents who are trying to turn me into an alcoholic and a slut. I once accidentally helped my friends plot to turn me into a hooker whilst drugging me. I'm need to stop now. I'm not going to. I'm really hungry. I want to sleep. I can't be bothered. I can be bothered. I'm actually stopping this time. I'm going to sleep now.
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  • Work is a 4-letter word

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  • 100 kick-ass comments

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Ohokaythen's favorite FMLs
By Anonymous / Thursday 11 July 2013 14:24 / United States

Today, my five year old daughter was watching cartoons on TV. Then a Barbie commercial came on. My daughter sang along with the theme song "Be who you want to be, B-A-R-B-I-E." She then turned to me and said "Mom, I want to be a hooker." FML

By ....... - / Tuesday 23 June 2009 17:56 / United States

Today, my house got broken into. My brand new laptop was stolen, along with my flatscreen TV, digital camera, external hard drive and some clothes. Wanting to drown my sorrows in the Ben and Jerry's Phish Food ice cream in the freezer, I opened the door to find that it too had been stolen. FML

By Sad - / Tuesday 28 April 2009 22:13 / United States
By meteorbabe0101 - / Tuesday 14 April 2009 02:11 / United States

Today, I ran over a squirrel. I saw it twitching, so I backed over it to end its suffering. It wasn't a squirrel; it was a kitten. The children it belonged to watched as I ran over their kitten. Twice. FML

By Anonymous / Wednesday 8 April 2009 00:11 / United States