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By althornton2462 - 12/10/2015 00:27 - United States - Hudson
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By Anonymous - 11/10/2015 15:34 - United States - Lexington
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By NotASpiderMan - this FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United States - Seattle
Hey y'all! Just to clarify, my brother is the same age as me (we're twins). When I told him I wasn't going to like his post (it was just a video of a fireworks show), he took a chicken breast and slapped me. We were preparing chicken for dinner that night, so it was already out and thawed. I did end up getting salmonella, however, I'm not sure if it was from the slap or from eating the chicken itself at dinner. Either way, it was shitty. Also, about my username, I use it for a lot of social media accounts and I've had this account for a while. I know if you don't have an account, you can choose a name to post it under and it usually has to do with the post, but that wasn't the case here. Cheers!!