Today, after my boyfriend broke up with me, the only thing positive about my day was a pregnancy test. FML
Today, I realized that all the times I checked behind the shower curtain before peeing didn't prepare me for what to do if someone was actually there. FML
Today, I came home to find a note on my door from the neighbor saying, "I saw a coyote eat your dog, but was afraid it was rabid." FML
Today, my friends switched my mom and my girlfriend's numbers in my phone. I sexted my mom. FML
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