BlaireBear15

Miss Basile, USA 29 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 6 October 2011, 15:23 United States

Today, while my boyfriend was asleep, I gave him a soft kiss and whispered how handsome and gentle he looked. His response, still asleep, was to roll over and let out a massive fart. FML

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GeeLoftus 31 January 2016, 19:32 Secaucus, United States

Today, I've been calling my pet snake "Mr. Snake" for two years now. I decided to look up the name, and boy do I regret it. It turns out Mr. Snake is a porn site. I've named my snake after porn and have been introducing him to family with that name for two years. FML

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