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Mr Bruce, united states 35 years-old Single

fmysexlife 27 July 2009, 05:06 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I told my boyfriend I was really horny. He then gave me the link to his favorite "porn". He said I should do it for him. It was a youtube video of some girl making a sandwich. FML

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ironik970 17 September 2011, 06:56 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I will be sleeping in my aunt and uncle's living room. It is 90 degrees. There is an air conditioner but if you turn it on, the raccoons living in the wall will get pissed off and try to claw through the wall. Only five more nights sweating my balls off or imagining racoons having angry sex. FML

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