Miss Cincinnati, Ohio 34 years-old In a relationship
Today, my mom is marrying my ex boyfriend's dad. The same ex boyfriend who I caught cheating on me with my sister. Family gatherings are going to be such a joy! FML
Today, I was making out with my boyfriend, and started to climb on top of him sexily. He blurted out, "Oh my god, you're like that girl from The Ring." FML
Today, my wife told me the main reason she married me is because I have a cool last name. FML
Today, I woke up next to my boss naked. We are both women and she is married. Work should be interesting tomorrow. FML
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