bloodyheartponah

Today, my boyfriend came before I'd even unbuttoned my pants. FML

Today, I caught my 16-year-old daughter and her boyfriend trying to use a latex glove as a condom. FML

Today, my mother asked me why her new airsoft gun wasn't working. I explained to her that it doesn't actually shoot air, it requires pellets too. She looked at me like I was too stupid to be her son. FML