bonbon22

Miss no where, important 29 years-old Single

possibly fucked 22 June 2014, 20:34 Lisbon, Portugal 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my wife bought a strap-on. I'm about fifty miles beyond terrified. FML

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bad in the sack 5 July 2014, 04:26 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, my girlfriend and I were having sex. She was on top, and then stopped, got off, and said, "Let's go get ice cream." I think this was her way of telling me I suck at sex. FML

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weeping_angel_ 12 July 2014, 14:00 Cortland, United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I was watching adult videos in my apartment. I'm deaf, so I didn't realize my volume was at full blast until I put my hand over the speaker. FML

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