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Miss South East, England 34 years-old In a relationship

Anonymous 27 June 2011, 13:55 United States 🌶️ Spicy

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Today, my boyfriend said that to be extra careful he's been taking my birth control pills too. FML

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ashleyrae 29 June 2011, 14:55 United States

Today, my brother got a pet ferret. He told me it had a flexible spine, so I bent it backwards. It farted, and clawed my face. FML

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wispywee 29 June 2011, 17:47 Canada

Today, I had the most exciting dream of my life. I was dreaming about catching a shiny charmander. I'm 15, and instead of dreaming of girls, I'm dreaming of Pokémon. FML

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