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lastalittlelonger · 5 December 2009, 09:07 ·United States 🌶️ Spicy

Bragging

Today, I received a text from my boyfriend telling me how much I wore him out the night before, from all the sex we were having. We had sex for two minutes. FML

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klsdhjla · 15 February 2010, 01:23 ·United States 🌶️ Spicy

Lost in the sauce

Today, while losing my virginity to my boyfriend, I had my first orgasm. I don't remember much of what I said during, but after it was all over, he looks at me and says, "You have terrible grammar during climax." FML

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