bloodlust07

Miss pocatello, united states 33 years-old In a relationship

ugh annoying 1 July 2011, 07:41 United States

Today, my sister was on shrooms. I wasn't able to tackle her before she called the cops to say that her books were trying to eat her face off. FML

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NaKreen 30 July 2012, 22:21 Bor, Sweden

Today, I was at a barbecue with my extended family. I was chatting to my grandma, when my idiotic brother decided to douse the grill with his cola. The hissing sounded so much like a Minecraft creeper that I instinctively screamed and practically shat my pants. FML

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