ericayoung13

Today, my grandparents took me out for dinner for my birthday. After singing, "Happy birthday dear…" they froze. I had to say my own name because they'd forgotten it. FML

Today, my girlfriend dumped me because I didn't take her pet rock seriously. FML

Today, the acne on one side of my face has flared up at the corners of my mouth, making me look just like The Joker. FML

Today, my mum found out she's pregnant. I would be happy for her, if she knew who the father was. FML