upsetpastry

Mr Essex junction, VT, United States of America 32 years-old In a relationship

deadhamster 3 February 2012, 18:29 United States

Today, I woke up to one of my hamsters cannibalizing the other. FML

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LittleGina 7 January 2016, 17:42 Asheboro, United States

Today, I saw an elderly woman drop $20 while shopping. Trying to be a good samaritan, I picked it up and tried to hand it back to her. She accused me of stealing it and beat me with her purse. The manager had to fend her off me. FML

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