Today, I had to run a mile in gym class for fitness training. If it takes longer than 10 minutes to run the stretch, you have to re-take it. My time was 10:02. FML
pistake
Miss Auckland , new Zealand 38 years-old In a relationship
Alex
United States
fmlTGOD
This FML is from back in 2011 but it's good stuff
United States
Lightweight
Today, my girlfriend broke up with me because I have a "drinking problem". She says I don't drink enough. FML
Duplighost
United States 🌶️ Spicy
Today, my girlfriend's Marine dad walked in on us fooling around naked. Now we can only hang out with "parental supervision". Oh, and I have to record my visits on a clipboard by the door. FML