missy13him

Anonymous 31 December 2009, 20:10 United States

Today, I got in a car accident on the way to the DMV to take my drivers test. FML

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ThisBlows 21 September 2011, 17:20 United States 🌶️ Spicy

Today, I caught my wife slipping penis enlargement pills into my coffee. FML

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princesspuffypan 5 October 2011, 06:23 South Africa

Today, I was supposed to get married but we had to postpone as the best man fled the country. With the marriage certificate and vendor money. Not to mention the rings. FML

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